Just like this car’s name your chances of surviving a zombie attack are a mirage if you happen drive/borrow/steal one. With just three cylinders this Mitsubishi is so slow it probably can’t outrun something that’s dead so you soon will be as well.
Clocking in at but 1.2-liters, the Mirage’s three-banger puts out just 74 hp and an identical measure of torque. You can choose between a five-speed manual and a continuously variable transmission, but either way you’re a goner if the undead rise. At least it’s cheap…