Top 10 Worst Cars of the 2013 SEMA Show

6. Sharpie-Covered VW Scirocco

Maybe you remember your first beer. This car doesn’t. The poor thing looks like it guzzled through a few too many “adult beverages” before passing out on a couch. Like a bad lower back tattoo (are there any good ones?), this car is littered with regrettable phrases. Our favorite: #TeamButtSluts.