Top 10 Most Ridiculously Priced Car Options

8. 2014 Porsche Cayenne Turbo S

Ok, you can make the argument that an iPod connecter is not a life-or-death necessity, especially in an Audi R8, a thoroughbred performer you should be driving the shit out of, not listening to Katy Perry in the parking lot of a Curves. But a key is something every vehicle needs.

Be it a simple stamped piece of metal, a switchblade-style fob or a wireless pocket dongle that magically unlocks the doors and enables push-button start, every vehicle needs some sort of unlocking device. Clearly Porsche is aware of this truth and has turned it into a money-making opportunity.

The sportscar builder will happily charge you an additional $335 to paint both of the Cayenne Turbo S’s keys in the vehicle’s exterior color. What a deal! But if you really want to splurge you can shell out $2,055 for painted air-vent slats, or $405 for a ski bag. Curiously the available smoking package, which provides two cigarette lighters and a whopping THREE ashtrays is a zero-dollar option. Are you paying attention, Ford?