Hilariously Lame Marketing Tweets from Automakers

Sometimes, the old people just don’t get the kids these days and botch the social media thing so hard.

Note to automakers: You need to put younger, less square people in charge of your social media.

Here are a few of the most hilariously lame attempts at social media from some of our favourite automakers.

Strangers will like your new Toyota as much as you do. Get used to it. http://t.co/tQkvyjX8fi pic.twitter.com/XbFbREFgE4

— Toyota USA (@Toyota) September 10, 2015

No, Toyota. No they won’t. When was the last time you saw a bunch of bros bro-ing out over a Corolla?

The sunset is the second most beautiful thing in this photo. The 2016 FIAT® #500X crossover. pic.twitter.com/6UmanO5CcQ

— FIAT USA (@FIATUSA) September 10, 2015

Fiat, if the Fiat 500 Crossover is “beautiful,” then what the hell is the Alfa Romeo 4C?

Even the skies are green with envy for your CR-V. pic.twitter.com/2ERwHwUoMj

— Honda (@Honda) September 10, 2015

No one is envious of your Honda CR-V. No one.

The all-new 2016 #Prius is loaded with style that draws a crowd. pic.twitter.com/YgCx6UsBfe

— Toyota USA (@Toyota) September 9, 2015

I’m pretty sure all those people were paid to be there.

What an ❤️ ? ???? -filled week! What emoji sums up your ❤️ for the all-new 2016 #Cruze? #ChevyGoesEmoji pic.twitter.com/PgUE11OGtw

— Chevrolet (@chevrolet) June 26, 2015

WTF CHEVY LOL! Ur emoji use so not on fleek, yo. But the emoji I would pick is this one:

And here are a few that are actually pretty good and made me chuckle:

What fun is it if you can't play dirty? #FTYPECOUPE Photo credit: @JLRoyal pic.twitter.com/ee3kAg9bvU

— Jaguar USA (@JaguarUSA) September 5, 2015

I build monsters. #DescribeMyJobToA5YearOld pic.twitter.com/BxXgjw9Xao

— Nissan (@NissanUSA) September 1, 2015

The grass is always greener when @ChevyTrucks are involved. Does the #Silverado run in your family like Amber S.’s? pic.twitter.com/2O9VZoAjfd

— Chevrolet (@chevrolet) July 15, 2015