Top 20 Rejected Headlines for 2017

The news headlines you see on AutoGuide.com are often very different from the ones we have in mind.

We use a message board-type instant messenger (Slack, if you’re curious) to keep ourselves organized throughout the day. This is where our editors sort through the day’s news and suggest headlines for stories we’re going to cover. But the AutoGuide.com editors can be a salty bunch sometimes and I have to edit their headlines and be the fun police because we’re not Jalopnik. Here are the best rejected headlines from this year and the stories they were supposed to go with (because it’s the end of the year and we all need a laugh):

BUGALOLOLOL

BOOO! *throws rocks*

It Already Looks Hideous

Toyota Confirms it will Race Itself in 2018

Thor Truck is very Ugly and Very Electric

DADGE GARADGE

Lutz says a Lutz thing

Pope Francis Whippin in the Lamb

Attention Narcissists, You Can Now Have an AMG Door Projector

Musk Promises You’ll be Surprised by Something that Already Exists

Stop with the Electric Supercars ppl

Oh, you wanted a production Nissan IDx? Well here’s this piece of junk instead

This made me severely ill

Please buy the Pacifica, look we even painted the wheels black and a put a bunch of crap from the 300S on it

Even Toyota’s not sure what Toyota’s doing anymore

OH NO WE AINT DONE YET URBAN EV PART TWO BITCHES WOO

Sergio Marchionne Smells the Kimchi

A stupid Jeep for people who can’t read

Man Does Acid Before Ordering 720S

Waymo might run you over but don’t worry the hood is extra soft

Thanks for all your support this year! Have a safe holiday!