Top 10 Worst Vehicle Nicknames

Terms of Endearment

Like ‘em or not, nicknames are a way of life. Perhaps you were called four eyes as a child because of your glasses. If your teeth were bedazzled with braces train tracks may have been a more appropriate term of endearment.

Of course various companies have earned themselves disparaging nicknames as well. The Home Despot, CrApple, Taco Hell and Skinemax are but a handful of less-than-flattering titles. Oh, and you can’t forget about Coca-Colonic.

Of course cars are by no means immune to this good-natured ribaldry. In fact since automobiles are such personal objects they seem especially susceptible to earning such titles. Here’s a list of the top 10 worst vehicle nicknames. Have you ever owned one of these gems?